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30​,​000 Days

by half past selber schuld

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Everybody’s worried ‘bout the future Don’t worry, technology will save us I am afraid What are you afraid of? Technology I am afraid What are you afraid of? The lifespan of a human being today is less than 30.000 days It’s not enough I am afraid What are you afraid of? I’m afraid to miss it all. It’s not enough time 30.000 days. it’s not enough time Everybody’s worried ‘bout the future It’s my life you’re talking about. It’s my life It’s my father who is dying It’s my mother who is dying It’s my brother who is dying It’s my sister who is dying This is me who’s dying. It’s me who’s dying For totally egoistic reasons I don’t wanna die I don’t want my family to die I don’t want my friends to die I don’t want my neighbors to die So fuck the next generation Everybody’s gonna die What you gonna do about it? Everybody’s worried ‘bout the future I want to believe Everybody’s worried ‘bout the future Don’t worry, technology will save us
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Instant Baby 01:31
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FOMO 04:47
Mother, you made me too early You and my father, mother Why did you rush into making new people? Didn't they tell you that I'm gonna die at the end of this life? I got the fear of missing out I'm a future FOMO I'm a FOMO sapiens without a future Mother, you made me too early You and my father, mother Why did you rush into making new people? Didn't they tell you that I'm gonna die and that there is no fucking good way to survive it, mama? I got the fear of missing out I'm a future FOMO I'm a FOMO sapiens without a future I´ll never get old enough I´ll never be smart enough I will never know enough about the things I wanna know enough about It's not enough 30.000 days are not enough, mum for a life time it´s not enough, mum it´s not enough time I will never get old enough I will never be smart enough I will never know enough about the things I wanna know enough about
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Rocket 03:10
We have a vision, and a mission, and the courage. We’ve got the knowledge and the power. We’ve got an intuition, we’ve got the attitude. We ask and answer questions. We put our trust in science. We’re crossing borders, we follow visions, we change the world. And we will not stop here. Our destination is forward. Should we conquer other worlds? The answer is... 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 Lift off. Technology has brought us so far: the wheel, the moon landing, the internet. The internet! But it also taps into our greatest fears: Will robots help me when I’m old? Will robots rule the world? Will robots save humanity? Will robots hug me when I’m cold? Will robots help me? Will robots save me? Will robots fix me? Will robots take my job? Will robots fix me when I’m broken?
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Big Data 04:46
Big Data is kind of an average super hero. Big Data`s got lots of connections all around the world. And those connections got more connections that are connected to other connections with even more connections and even more connections to more connections. Big D is a busy bee. He helps everybody. He helps with health issues. He solves traffic problems. He can predict the weather. As you can see, Big Data is a nice guy who helps if possible. It's true, Big Data is also a sneaky mole spying around, looking through windows, listening to phone calls, reading letters and emails while recording everything. It's true. Big Data is entering privacy without shame. But let us not judge him, he knows no good or evil. He just helps everybody. Big Data helps doctors, teachers, students, engineers, scientists, surgeons, artists, pilots, tourists, hackers, sick people, healthy people, soldiers, victims, taxi drivers, nail polishers, robots, musicians, bad musicians, stalkers, brokers, boxers, consumers, police officers, politicians, space travelers, psycho killers, serial killers, thugs, terrorists, insurance companies and directors of cat videos. Information is his power. Super information is his super power! With his super power he can create algorithms, that might help us save the planet, save people, save time, save you! But watch out, his personality is totally malleable and depends completely on us. Well, on us and on algorithms he created. Well, I guess it's complicated.
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Part 1: Climate Hacker In the night he delivers pizza In the daytime he delivers more pizza but the next night he is the Climate Hacker! Code name: Quattro Stagioni Part 2: Collecting farts in the mountains (Instrumental) It’s a fart of a cow It’s a fart of a cow I’m going to get rid of it and I know how It’s a fart of a cow It’s a fart of a cow I’m gonna getta rid of it and I know how This is not a good fart place I’m gonna bring those farts to space This is not a good fart place I’m gonna bring those farts to space those farts to space I’m gonna getta rid of it and I know how I’m gonna getta rid of it in Jackson love you, Nancy! Moo...
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@FTERLIFE 00:27
God couldn’t make it. We did! @fterlife – a virtual afterlife in the cloud. @fterlife – Life. After. Brought to you by Wonderland Incorporated.
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“The train doesn’t stop at Humanville Station. It's likely, rather, to swoosh right by.” (Nick Bostrom) The train won't stop. The train won't stop here. The train won't stop. This train won't stop for me. It might get a bit uncomfortable now, but if you look into the future, what do you see? That's correct, you’re all gonna die. My train won’t stop This train won’t stop for me. But do you all want to die? (we don't wanna live with it) Are you looking forward to a never ending nap? An eternal rest? (we´re not happy about it) A death? (we don't wanna live with it) Do you accept this fate? Can you just live with it? With death? (we’re not happy about it, but we have to live with it) The disadvantages of death are obvious: (we have to live with it) Unnecessary life insurance, (we live with it) enormous funeral expenses. Things you love go to unloved relatives. (things we love go to unloved) or are even thrown away! (or even thrown away!) (we don't wanna live with it) If you are dead, you gonna miss everything! i mean all the shit. And it is boring. And all those bad vibes, think about them vibes when somebody’s dying. Do you really want to accept this cruel way of doing things? As a law of nature? Technology will save you! Do you really think that this is the end of evolution? Evolution,… technology will save us! Living forever, could it work for you? it could work for me. (Yippie! Yay!) Living forever, could it work for you? it could work for me. (things can only get better) Living forever, could it work for you? it could work for me. (anything that can get better can get worse) Living forever, could it work for you? it could work for me. at least in the first thousand years or so I’m sure it won’t be boring, we will find something to do I thought I wanna be with you forever but I guess I found somebody new thousand years is a long time is a long time This train won’t stop.at Humanville Station. this s´train wont stop for me ho stop for me! This train won’t stop.at Humanville Station. This train won’t stop for you and me. I’m sure it won’t be boring, we will find something to do I thought I wanna be with you forever but I guess I found somebody new thousand years is a long time
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Disco Mode 01:32
Why are people that scared? Why are people that scared everywhere? scared like hell I can tell. Scared to death until the last breath. Why scared? To death until the last breath.
10.
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I can count to fifteen with my fingers if it helps you somehow I got three arms to hug you I got three arms to hug you and I’m counting to fifteen hoping you´ll hug me back hmmm, please hug me back
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The morning that you called The morning that you called A morning that you can't recall Come on boy, pick up the phone! The morning that you called The morning that you called A morning that you can't recall at all You met a lot of boys I made a lot of noise My action was random I didn't know what to do and how to react on you You met a lot of boys I made a lot of noise I didn't know what to do I just want to Dance with you, dance with me You were leaving through that door You were walking on that floor in that virtual reality Virtual reality I thought I knew you but I doubt that in that virtual reality You were leaving through that door walking on that floor Virtual reality I can’t wrap my mind around it The morning that you called The morning that you called A morning that you can't recall Come on, pick up the phone! Come on! The morning that you called The morning that you called A morning that you can't recall at all You met a lot of boys I can’t wrap my mind around it I could see you...just a minute! I didn't know what to say just a minute Dance with me girl Virtual reality I thought I knew you but I doubt that in that virtual reality You were leaving through that door walking on that floor and now you’re not the one you’ve been before It doesn’t count if you’re not really there in that virtual reality
13.
Body 04:54
Instrumental
14.
30,000 Days 04:49
14. 30,000 Days If you go away from me if you leave and die What if you don’t have to leave here? What if you don’t have to go away? It doesn’t matter anyway Cause the earth turns and the sun shines and you go down every way is down Cause the earth turns even on a sunny day It doesn’t matter anyway Because the earth is turning and the sun is gonna shine on us even on this beautiful day It doesn’t matter anyway 30,000 days are not enough it’s not enough for a life, mama it’s not enough for a life

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Songs about lifespan, technology and the future of humanity.

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released August 12, 2022

Musicians:
half past selber schuld
Dodo NKishi
Lex Parka
Sven Kacirek
Roy Tracy
Regis Molina Reynaldo
Denis Cuní Rodríguez
Daniel Allen
Zili Ben Yaákov
Florian Deiss

produced by: half past selber schuld
co produced by Lex Parka and Dodo NKishi
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