1. |
Worried ´Bout the Future
04:58
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Everybody’s worried ‘bout the future
Don’t worry, technology will save us
I am afraid
What are you afraid of?
Technology
I am afraid
What are you afraid of?
The lifespan of a human being today
is less than 30.000 days
It’s not enough
I am afraid
What are you afraid of?
I’m afraid to miss it all. It’s not enough time
30.000 days. it’s not enough time
Everybody’s worried ‘bout the future
It’s my life you’re talking about. It’s my life
It’s my father who is dying
It’s my mother who is dying
It’s my brother who is dying
It’s my sister who is dying
This is me who’s dying. It’s me who’s dying
For totally egoistic reasons
I don’t wanna die
I don’t want my family to die
I don’t want my friends to die
I don’t want my neighbors to die
So fuck the next generation
Everybody’s gonna die
What you gonna do about it?
Everybody’s worried ‘bout the future
I want to believe
Everybody’s worried ‘bout the future
Don’t worry, technology will save us
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2. |
Instant Baby
01:31
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So why get pregnant
if you can get your perfect baby
without the mess?
It just makes sense!
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3. |
FOMO
04:47
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Mother, you made me too early
You and my father, mother
Why did you rush into making new people?
Didn't they tell you
that I'm gonna die at the end of this life?
I got the fear of missing out
I'm a future FOMO
I'm a FOMO sapiens without a future
Mother, you made me too early
You and my father, mother
Why did you rush into making new people?
Didn't they tell you that I'm gonna die
and that there is no fucking good way to survive it, mama?
I got the fear of missing out
I'm a future FOMO
I'm a FOMO sapiens without a future
I´ll never get old enough
I´ll never be smart enough
I will never know enough
about the things I wanna know enough about
It's not enough
30.000 days are not enough, mum
for a life time
it´s not enough, mum
it´s not enough time
I will never get old enough
I will never be smart enough
I will never know enough
about the things I wanna know enough about
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4. |
Rocket
03:10
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We have a vision,
and a mission, and the courage.
We’ve got the knowledge and the power.
We’ve got an intuition, we’ve got the attitude.
We ask and answer questions.
We put our trust in science.
We’re crossing borders,
we follow visions,
we change the world.
And we will not stop here.
Our destination is forward.
Should we conquer other worlds?
The answer is...
10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1
Lift off.
Technology has brought us so far:
the wheel, the moon landing, the internet.
The internet!
But it also taps into our greatest fears:
Will robots help me when I’m old?
Will robots rule the world?
Will robots save humanity?
Will robots hug me when I’m cold?
Will robots help me?
Will robots save me?
Will robots fix me?
Will robots take my job?
Will robots fix me when I’m broken?
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5. |
Big Data
04:46
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Big Data is kind of an average super hero.
Big Data`s got lots of connections all around the world.
And those connections got more connections
that are connected to other connections
with even more connections
and even more connections
to more connections.
Big D is a busy bee.
He helps everybody.
He helps with health issues.
He solves traffic problems.
He can predict the weather.
As you can see, Big Data is a nice guy who helps if possible.
It's true, Big Data is also a sneaky mole spying around,
looking through windows,
listening to phone calls,
reading letters and emails
while recording everything.
It's true. Big Data is entering privacy without shame.
But let us not judge him, he knows no good or evil.
He just helps everybody.
Big Data helps doctors, teachers, students, engineers,
scientists, surgeons, artists, pilots, tourists, hackers,
sick people, healthy people, soldiers, victims, taxi drivers,
nail polishers, robots, musicians, bad musicians, stalkers,
brokers, boxers, consumers, police officers, politicians,
space travelers, psycho killers, serial killers, thugs, terrorists,
insurance companies and directors of cat videos.
Information is his power. Super information is his super power!
With his super power he can create algorithms, that might help us
save the planet, save people, save time, save you!
But watch out,
his personality is totally malleable and depends completely on us.
Well, on us and on algorithms he created.
Well, I guess it's complicated.
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6. |
Climate Hacker
02:36
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Part 1: Climate Hacker
In the night he delivers pizza
In the daytime he delivers more pizza
but
the next night
he is
the Climate Hacker!
Code name: Quattro Stagioni
Part 2: Collecting farts in the mountains (Instrumental)
It’s a fart of a cow
It’s a fart of a cow
I’m going to get rid of it
and I know how
It’s a fart of a cow
It’s a fart of a cow
I’m gonna getta rid of it
and I know how
This is not a good fart place
I’m gonna bring those farts to space
This is not a good fart place
I’m gonna bring those farts to space
those farts to space
I’m gonna getta rid of it
and I know how
I’m gonna getta rid of it
in Jackson
love you, Nancy!
Moo...
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7. |
@FTERLIFE
00:27
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God couldn’t make it.
We did!
@fterlife – a virtual afterlife in the cloud.
@fterlife – Life. After.
Brought to you by Wonderland Incorporated.
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8. |
Humanville Station
05:44
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“The train doesn’t stop at Humanville Station.
It's likely, rather, to swoosh right by.”
(Nick Bostrom)
The train won't stop.
The train won't stop here.
The train won't stop.
This train won't stop for me.
It might get a bit uncomfortable now, but
if you look into the future, what do you see?
That's correct, you’re all gonna die.
My train won’t stop
This train won’t stop for me.
But do you all want to die? (we don't wanna live with it)
Are you looking forward to a never ending nap?
An eternal rest? (we´re not happy about it)
A death? (we don't wanna live with it)
Do you accept this fate?
Can you just live with it? With death? (we’re not happy about it, but we have to live with it)
The disadvantages of death are obvious: (we have to live with it)
Unnecessary life insurance, (we live with it)
enormous funeral expenses.
Things you love go to unloved relatives. (things we love go to unloved)
or are even thrown away! (or even thrown away!)
(we don't wanna live with it)
If you are dead, you gonna miss everything!
i mean all the shit.
And it is boring.
And all those bad vibes,
think about them vibes
when somebody’s dying.
Do you really want to accept this cruel way of doing things?
As a law of nature?
Technology will save you!
Do you really think that this is the end of evolution?
Evolution,… technology will save us!
Living forever, could it work for you? it could work for me. (Yippie! Yay!)
Living forever, could it work for you? it could work for me. (things can only get better)
Living forever, could it work for you? it could work for me. (anything that can get better can get worse)
Living forever, could it work for you? it could work for me.
at least in the first thousand years or so
I’m sure it won’t be boring, we will find something to do
I thought I wanna be with you forever
but I guess I found somebody new
thousand years is a long time
is a long time
This train won’t stop.at Humanville Station.
this s´train wont stop for me
ho stop for me!
This train won’t stop.at Humanville Station.
This train won’t stop for you and me.
I’m sure it won’t be boring, we will find something to do
I thought I wanna be with you forever
but I guess I found somebody new
thousand years is a long time
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9. |
Disco Mode
01:32
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Why are people that scared?
Why are people that scared everywhere?
scared like hell
I can tell.
Scared to death
until the last breath.
Why scared?
To death until the last breath.
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10. |
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Why is Miss Universe always from earth?
always from earth?
always from earth?
Why is Miss Universe
so beautiful?
Who said she’s beautiful?
Will she come to stay?
Will she cross my way?
Will she turn around?
Will she make that sound?
Will she go my way?
Do you think I should?
Will it be okay?
It cannot be good.
Will she come to stay?
Will she cross my way?
Will she turn around?
Will she make that sound?
Will she go my way?
Do you think I should?
Will it be okay?
I could if she would.
Miss Universe, you can not do this to me again now.
Miss Universe, you can not do this to me now.
Miss Universe, please don’t do this to me now.
You will never win, sweet genderless alien.
It’s all about racism in space.
Mind state transmission kit! Mind state transmission!
There is nothing like racism in space!
What you say?!
I´m sick of this attitude!!
“There ain’t no such thing as racism in space”?!
What the hell is wrong with you?!
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11. |
Three Arms to Hug You
00:57
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I can count to fifteen
with my fingers
if it helps you somehow
I got three arms to hug you
I got three arms to hug you
and I’m counting to fifteen
hoping you´ll hug me back
hmmm, please hug me back
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12. |
Virtual Reality
05:15
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The morning that you called
The morning that you called
A morning that you can't recall
Come on boy, pick up the phone!
The morning that you called
The morning that you called
A morning that you can't recall at all
You met a lot of boys
I made a lot of noise
My action was random
I didn't know what to do and how to react on you
You met a lot of boys
I made a lot of noise
I didn't know what to do
I just want to
Dance with you, dance with me
You were leaving through that door
You were walking on that floor
in that virtual reality
Virtual reality
I thought I knew you but I doubt that
in that virtual reality
You were leaving through that door
walking on that floor
Virtual reality
I can’t wrap my mind around it
The morning that you called
The morning that you called
A morning that you can't recall
Come on, pick up the phone! Come on!
The morning that you called
The morning that you called
A morning that you can't recall at all
You met a lot of boys
I can’t wrap my mind around it
I could see you...just a minute!
I didn't know what to say
just a minute
Dance with me girl
Virtual reality
I thought I knew you but I doubt that
in that virtual reality
You were leaving through that door
walking on that floor
and now you’re not the one you’ve been before
It doesn’t count if you’re not really there
in that virtual reality
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13. |
Body
04:54
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Instrumental
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14. |
30,000 Days
04:49
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14. 30,000 Days
If you go away from me
if you leave and die
What if you don’t have to leave here?
What if you don’t have to go away?
It doesn’t matter anyway
Cause the earth turns
and the sun shines
and you go down
every way is down
Cause the earth turns
even on a sunny day
It doesn’t matter anyway
Because the earth is turning
and the sun is gonna shine on us
even on this beautiful day
It doesn’t matter anyway
30,000 days are not enough
it’s not enough for a life, mama
it’s not enough for a life
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